But, on December 16th, she ventured from her New York hotel with her Dad, Tom Cruise, wearing not only strappy gold heels but also a summery pink dress with bare legs and feet. Being the concerned citizens we are, we checked the weather. It wasn’t quite 8°C on December 16th in New York. And it was windy. And yes, we’re sure she was just being ushered from a hotel to a warm car, and yes, Daddy has a coat in his hand. But unless he also has socks in his hand, we’d like to know how her little legs and toes aren’t freezing to bits! We’re cold just looking at her.
Remember those days when you used to go to clubs, and you would forgo your coat and your warm boots because you wanted to wear sexy shoes and you knew there wassn’t a coat check at the club, and you didn’t want to lose your winter gear, and you didn’t want to hold on to it all night as you were dancing? It’s like that. But when you’re FIVE YEARS OLD.
We don’t want to judge—because we don’t know what kind of fit she pitched, or the Cruise family’s approach to clothing selection or any of those things. But we admit, in this case, we’re judging Tom Cruise. We are. Sorry, Tom, but put the girl in some tights.
There’s one plus side to all of this: at least she’s not wearing hose with those open-toed strappy gold shoes. Because that, friends, is a fashion faux pas no one should make.
What do you think? No big whoop?